Monday, 8 December 2008

Profile 10 : Mom


Age: You should ask a lady

Eyes: Sometimes kindly, sometime cold as steel

Hair : Just like Dracula's

Figure: She can be the old dear who's had too many cakes or the the sleek and slim mistress of misdeeds

Turn Ons: Building robots; being all corporationy, old scientists

Turn Offs: Her idiot children, platitudes and pretty much everyone

Nemesis: Those scream inducing meddling Planet Express types, the Professor more than the rest. He just keeps makes life hard but remains her one true love

Luxury Items: A shape changing power dress the helps maintain the illusion of her harmless old granny appearance. A robotic mother's day card.

Minion : In a surprise choice she's opted to activate Bender's obedience chip rather than risk one of her silly children making a mess of things

The head of the mega corporation MOM, 'Mom' is never satisfied and is always looking to increase market share, make more money and install herself as ruler of planet Earth head of that dreadful Nixon fellow.
Constantly undermined by her unwanted and unloved children she has left then at home for the potentially deadly Big Evil contest, taking in instead the cunning kleptomaniac that is Bender, something that could well be a shrewd tactical stroke. Or one big mistake.
She may look kindly and innocent but underneath the carefully projected public image Mom is as cold and evil as any of our other contenders.

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