Thursday 10 April 2008

Tonight's Viewing: What We Learned

T-888's are programmed for deep infiltration, assassination, and getting the ladies drunk. Not only are they hell-bent on the extinction of humanity, but they're creepy date-rapists as well. They also spend too much time in high-school shower rooms (not the girls' showers, either, which would be understandable).
"Pizza day" is apparently an event worthy of comment. Man, high school must suck.
Someone at SkyNet made the conscious choice to upgrade Terminator speech banks so that they contained a large array of natty one-liners, to the extent where they are employed after the robot's done a-neckbrakin'.
Amoral murderous machines find it easier to get dates than I do. Then they strangle them in the shower. When do I get to strangle someone in a shower? And why were the two themes of the episode showers and neck trauma?
Craft knives are the tool of choice for cyborg brain-surgery.

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