In the red corner: Fat-Drunk McSkinhead! Standing at six foot ten and weighing 210 pounds, McSkinhead has spent the entire day preparing for this bout by shouting abuse at his mates whilst drinking lager siphoned from the insides of an alcoholic's catheter! Highly trained in drunken boxing (emphasis on drunken); rumor has it that he can head-butt a lazy student lay-about without spilling a drop of his hideous excuse for a drink.
Apparently, though, he can't move two steps to the left to let someone pass him in the street. That he cannot do.
In the blue corner: a wasp. Who, I don't know, probably just wanted some jam.
FIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!
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