...Lewis Hamilton
In a sensational move after last weeks debacle at the Belgian Gran Prix a frustrated McClaren team are to appoint Hollywood director Michael Bay as team principle.
The new team leader has vowed to pursue the world title by all means possible, promising that no expense will be spared in the pursuit of glory. To this end Lewis Hamilton's car will now be fitted with specialist anti-Ferrari technology. Technology which will cause a lot of explosions and fireballs, pyrotechnics designed to be so impressive that all other drivers will slow to admire them and have a cheeky look to see if they can spot anything grim in the resulting accidents.
Hamilton is said to be thrilled by the team's new direction and can not wait to test out his new car which as he says "Makes KITT look like my grandmother's Skoda runaround!". Unconfirmed reports also suggest that the team will unveil a new second driver in the form of Decepticon 'Barricade' to add some 'aggression' to the team's racing style.
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