Tonight OFR will once again be delving into the endlessly fascinating Gordian conspiracy of Fringe. The rest of the world might be sleeping through the nightmarish plotting of insanely powerful American corporations, but we know the truth: they're out to get us. Shadowy executives are making Faustian deals behind the scenes, and sacrificing mankind's best interests to further their own unfathomable interests. How else can we explain how J. J. Abrams could get such an insufferably dull piece of guff onto our television screens? Most terrifying terror? Most bollockifying bollocks, more like, and that doesn't even make any sense.
Oh no! Perhaps I've been infected with a government-sponsored terrorist-seized super-nano-techno-bio-metal-drug-virus, and it's destroyed my ability to type words good, and junk. How sinister...
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