Thursday 8 May 2008

I'm not a crazed killer!

I've been playing GTA IV for a least a week or so now and I've not yet turned into the crazed killer of the defenceless everyday guys in the street that the main-stream media promised me I would.

The kind lady from Media March said the game was dangerously unsuitable even for grown up minds let alone the poor little kiddies who have it bought for then by grandma for their seventh birthday. But I've not yet felt a compulsion to kill a real person, well apart form those which I normally get during the course of day-to day life every day of my life.

I was promised physchosis.

I want my money back.

That or a subscription to P.A.G.A.N (I will also need some goat trousers before I attend the first meeting)

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