Tuesday 15 July 2008

Michael Bay presents..

Transformers

The charming story of a young guy, his first car and catching the eye of the girl all the guys want (well at the very least topping the FHM's 100 sexist this years implies most of the guys want at least) ....




...before crap starts exploding everywhere and giant robots begining scrapping at 60mph down the highway just in case you were getting bored of the car and military hardware porn.

Sheesh how did anyone ever question Michael Bay as the best guy to make this? What did they want? A slow burning character piece about Optimus Prime's inner demons?

Well the ride and explosions are back next year with all the (human) cast returning, at least one Lockhead spy Jet, Soundwave and apparently something that could set us up for Unicron come installment three. Let the Bayhem commence!

2 comments:

Chemie said...

And the hottie, whose major acting skill was opening a bonnet seductively, (can't we all do that?) has been told to fatten up to being skinny instead of skeletal for the next movie.

Anonymous said...

Mr Bay is quite a smart man it seems. Did I mention the sequel apparantly mention Unicron! Here's hoping for giant plant transforming action by the time Transformers 3 rolls around.